ravenshermithole:

postllimit:

kents-writing:

carrotsforferrets:

Some more reasons why I won’t join any sort of social justice movement.

Amen

thbbbbbbbbbbbbbt

ya’ll are fckin ridiculous and silly

REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
My inbox fucked up and ate the message
I have nothing else interesting to say
I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
I hate you and never want to see you again

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

what’s sad is that I can be a very gassy person you ever meet in your entire life so please don’t get me nervous or i’ll let a big one out

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

tags: well then + can see the end of my canon ship cause my oc fUCKING SNORE AND IM PRETTY SURE SHE WONT BE PLEASE BY THE SCREAMING AND NOT SNORING HOLY +

floozys:

augustsway:

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

What!?

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drinkyourfuckingmilk:

oh my god a man came into my work who looked exactly like kenny ackerman and was even wearing fucking pointy-toed cowboyish boots and I tried to ask him if he needed any help shopping but it came out as a strangled high pitched squeak. I had to hide behind the counter because I was about to bust a vein from trying not to laugh.

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c)